IT'S MY FIRST DAY! And I forgot an apple for Teacher...

Okay, so I heard this joke. Two ropes walk into a bar. The first rope looks at the other rope and says, "You're a ROPE!". The second rope looks at the first rope and says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Neds just looked at me funny for that horrible joke. Don't blame me, blame my friend Promo.
BACK TO WORK! Neds says. A lot to get through.....SO! For my first assignment from our beloved Ms. Cyr, I get to tell everyone about...

NEW LOCATION!

Less Lag! No Zyngo next door! (You know we can't support gambling...mostly because we lose a lot, and if we're not making money it's no fun.) NCD, DarkForge, LB Dark and Eternus are all moved to the new location..which of course means new landmarks and updating your picks. I know, I know....it's a pain, but it's worth it, I promise. I saw the new shop, and you'll dig it. If not...pretend, because I don't want to have to hunt you down. And it's on the ground..so no chance of falling to a horrible death without a chute....you know who you are.

TWISTED HUNT!

Hey...this year's Twisted Hunt starts...holy crap...TUESDAY! Sept 1st is the first full day, so get ready. Look for our "Twisted Hunt Extras" easel in the shopfront. Enjoy free things. Have fun. Give Hollow your doubles and things you don't need...because he's broke...the pay for this gig is peanuts...

Oh...sorry. In all seriousness, Get ready for a good Hunt, and have a ball. Or two..
And for some EXTRA extra fun, all NCD gear is on sale 50% off for the first week of the Hunt. How can you beat that? Beat it with a whip, with a stick, with your pillow, or with your little brother, it'll still be a hell of a deal.

On a couple of other notes, Midnight Mania's up and running again. Nedsy changes out the prizes pretty regularly (Every two weeks...ish...) and they don't repeat often...unlike some other places who I will not name, due to my lack of desire to be beaten...or worse, sued. Get a move on, people, hit that sign!

The Lucky Board is up and hopping on the second floor, too. Not literally. Unless you've been at the LSD. So much easier and less primmy than a chair! Just hit it if the letter matches the first letter in your name! Get free stuff! How cool is that? (Disclaimer:we at NCD do not nescessarily support Hollow's use of drug humor. We might. We're just not telling.)

*BONUS* If you happen to be a Lucky Tribe member you can earn Kudos points from our Lucky Board, and redeem a ticket for a great prize! (And if you don't know what Lucky Tribe is, click on the sign by the doorway for info!)

NCD has 7Seas Fishing, and a custom catch! Can YOU catch the elusive exclusive ketchupfish? I haven't yet, but I've been accused of using the wrong bait...and no, I'm not getting into that story here. You pervs can just....back off, okay? :P

Want to know about NCD Sales, latest releases, and updates? How about the occasional freebie? JOIN the MAILING LIST! There's a kiosk on the wall directly across from the doorway. Just smack that green "Subscribe" button and you're good go. (If you're really super fantatical about NCD, why not join the in-world group? Click "search", "groups" and type in NCD to find NCD - Nedria Cyr Designs!) Or just keep checking back here. I mean...I'm more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and cuter than your favorite cousin. Smarter than the average bear.

And humble.

Anyway! Thanks for checking in...come back soon for another installment...same bat-time, same bat-channel!

Did I just show my age?